The axe falls

The Lunatics, Morons, Idiots and Sadists League (otherwise known as The National Collision) wishes to advise the public that the downgrading of all vital ser vices throughout the land will soon be finalised and that once New Zealanders have been unconsciously brought to their knees, its members will resign as their assignment will have been completed.

“Our chief executioner has stated ‘the axe is mightier than the sword’ and is a far more sturdy instrument that can be wield ed without restraint. Executioners through out the nation have been advised to make sure that the edge of their implement be particularly dull so as to inflict as much cruelty as possible.

“Defenceless citizens must be driven to extremes and no social service must be left standing to assist them”.

The Morons, Idiots, Sadistas and Lunatics Association Executives Annual Dinner will shortly be held at Bedlams to celebrate their Maniacal Endeavours.

Martin Leo,

Otahuhu, New Zealand